Welcome to Hepcatmosphere. That is, welcome, if you are actually reading our blog. Chances are you aren't. There are thousands of blogs on the internet and the majority of them are being read by next to no one. Well, here at Hepcatmosphere, we'd probably think its pretty deck that no one is reading our blog, after all, we wouldn't want to sell out and become too mainstream.
Satchmo and some of his friends back when they were " really into basements".
This blog is going to be all about those hipsters and hep cats who listen to better music, drink better beer, have more style, smoke better cigarettes, have longer hair, blow better cocaine, wear tighter jeans, shave less, and drink better soy lattes at local coffee shops, than you do. Because we do all of these things better than you and we know it, we want to help. We'll let you know about any new music we're listening to, new spots we've discovered (or maybe just started going to after hearing about it), or any other new happenings we think you might want to know about. We'll also have one contributor who will get on his soap box and try to force his opionons on you, (because his opinions are more correct than yours) don't be afraid though, he'll pass out soon. Most importantly, and what many, if any, of you will come back for (opposed to hearing our shitty opinions on everything), is the fact that all along the way, we're going to be making fun of dirty, dirty hipsters like ourselves. So, please make yourself comfortable in this hepcatmosphere, get a good latte and a cigarette, sit back and learn how to become a hipster. And remember, if you enjoy this blog, you probably know about it way before anyone else; and in that case, you've already succeeded; and you sir are one hep cat.
